suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
