That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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