I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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