Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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