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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Couch. On fire.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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