In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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