I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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