I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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