i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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