69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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