i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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