my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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