so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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