she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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