Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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