I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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