Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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