So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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