she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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