So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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