So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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