guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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