Don't you send me to vm
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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