I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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