What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
