Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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