Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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