so that wasnt chicken after all
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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