are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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