this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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