I smell stomach acid.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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