i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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