I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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