"it" just moved
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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