Where did you get a picture of my penis
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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