i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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