is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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