I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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