I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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