It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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