can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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