I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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