She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So apparently I’m into choking now
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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