u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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