thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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