White coat. Heels.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
