There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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