yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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