I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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