Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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