just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
