Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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