I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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