your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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