I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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